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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 07:40
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
No way
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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